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    Fortunately... Unfortunately... FORTUNATELY.... Unfortunately...

    A new forum game has risen! This one may be familiar to some who use forums a lot.

    The aim of the game is to altrnate between a "fortunately" and a "unfortunately" event from a starting scene.

    It's easier to understand when we get going, here's an example.

    The scene is a walk in the park, walking with your doggie. When a wild axe murderer jumps out of the bush to attack you.

    (First person)
    Fortunately, he slips on a banana on the sidewalk and breaks his nose.

    (Next)
    Unfortunately, he lets go of the axe as he falls and it flies towards you at high speed.

    (Next)
    Fortunately, it whizzes past your head, but doesn't touch you.

    (Next)
    Unfotunately, it slams into the doggie.

    And so on.

    Alright the scene is, you are playing a huge battle with over 100 players on either side.
    When suddenly a meteorite hits the battlefield and wipes out about 20 people....

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    Fortunately, its enemy team that has all the casualties

    Hugs&Kisses <3.

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    Unfortunately, you are unable to advance because the meteorite is in the way.
    "The matchmaking system is my shepherd. I shall not flee." - Oracle
    "Anger is motivation without purpose." - Master Yi

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    Fortunately, you begin to drill into the meteorite and find advanced technology.

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    Unfortunately, the instruction manuals for the advanced technology you just found are all in Russian.

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    Fortunately, you have lots of russians on US/EU server

    Hugs&Kisses <3.

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    Unfortunately due to the language barrier, none of you are able to communicate with one another.

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    Fortunately, you have a English to Russian translation book.

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    Unfortunately, all of the pages you need are missing.

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    Fortunately, there is a Rosetta Stone CD that teaches you Russian in 15 minutes.
    "The matchmaking system is my shepherd. I shall not flee." - Oracle
    "Anger is motivation without purpose." - Master Yi

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    Unfortunately, the CD is cracked and won't play.

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    Fortunately, it's in the 80's and we have a cassette not a CD.

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    Unfortunately, you do not have a cassette player.

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    Fortunately, one of your allies has a cassette player with him.

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    Unfortunately, he tripped and fell on it.
    "The matchmaking system is my shepherd. I shall not flee." - Oracle
    "Anger is motivation without purpose." - Master Yi

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    Fortunately, one of the Russians on the server knows English and helps you understand the manual.

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    Unfortunately, the two of you may only communicate with a multitude of squeaks and grunts.

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    Fortunately, you both took a class in Morse Code.
    "The matchmaking system is my shepherd. I shall not flee." - Oracle
    "Anger is motivation without purpose." - Master Yi

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    Unfortunately, you never paid any attention in that class.

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    Fortunately, you have been practicing telepathy and think you can confidently use it to understand this foreign comrade

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    Unfortunately, another meterorite strikes the battlefield and kills the foreign comrade.

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    Fortunately you have another Chinese foreign comrade who speaks and reads Russian fluently.
    "The matchmaking system is my shepherd. I shall not flee." - Oracle
    "Anger is motivation without purpose." - Master Yi

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    Unfortunately you don't like pie.

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    Fortunately, your Chinese comrade does, and you bribe him with pie in exchange for the translations.

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    Unfortunately your friend was allergic to the pie, and no longer wanted to help.

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    Fortunately, he likes cake.
    "The matchmaking system is my shepherd. I shall not flee." - Oracle
    "Anger is motivation without purpose." - Master Yi

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    Unfortunately the choices are: "tea & cake" or "death"... and you are out of cake.

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    Fortunately, you know if you have to die you will be going to a better place.
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    Unfortunately, that better place was not exactly described to you in full truths and you realize this as you are about to die.

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    Fortunately, the fact you were dying was all created by your dreams (nightmares), which made suddenly wake you up

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    Unfortunately, you realize upon waking, the fear of death you felt in your dream was so intense it caused you to wet the bed...

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    Fortunately, you were prepared in your old age by wearing depends.

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    Unfortunately, in your senility you had not worn them correctly.

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    Fortunately, the weather forecast that day was cloudy with a chance of pain.
    "The matchmaking system is my shepherd. I shall not flee." - Oracle
    "Anger is motivation without purpose." - Master Yi

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    Unfortunately, it started raining greatswords.

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    Fortunately, one of them was magical, turning you into a magic knight.

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    Unfortunately, the sword incorrectly assumed you were female and has blessed your male figure with an iron bikini.

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    Fortunately, your generous man breasts and small genitalia fit quite nicely in your metal undergarments.

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    Unfortunately, this entire match was an entire figment of your imagination your really Sergey Orlovskiy and was just imagining how a giant match on prime world would play out but then realized that if you have to wait 90% of the time no one will play so you shot yourself.

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